My stomach rumbled as I was walking home from Atwater Library. I checked my phone. 8:30 PM.

"Hmm," I thought. "I wonder how many calories I have left today."

I opened My Fitness Pal and jumped backwards.

"822 calories?! HOT DAMN!"
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Did you like my story? Yeah. I then purged on a cheddar sausage, BUN AND ALL. And look, I still had 258 calories left.

It was a delightful day.